FFF thinks this is funny

[Beachbummette]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

(or flying in Flyforfunn's case)

:roll:

 

[grace]

I need to share this with my husband

 

[audie]

good lord - that's us !!

 

[Allifunn]

Sorry BB...this IS funny.......:rofl: tell FFF he gets my approval!

 

[Cheering472]

 

[Mermaid]

You're not going to believe this BB, but when I was reading this joke (before I got to the punchline) all I could think is that husband was exactly like MY husband sounds...when I'm driving. He's the world worse back seat driver. I never drive anymore with him because I can't stand the way he tenses up and bellows out "directions" to me. Worse than the husband in the joke telling his wife how to cook eggs.

 

[Cheering472]

You're not going to believe this BB, but when I was reading this joke (before I got to the punchline) all I could think is that husband was exactly like MY husband sounds...when I'm driving. He's the world worse back seat driver. I never drive anymore with him because I can't stand the way he tenses up and bellows out "directions" to me. Worse than the husband in the joke telling his wife how to cook eggs.

Oh Mermy really?? He seems like such a kind gentle man who would never raise his voice at anyone, much less his beloved Mermy. Were you drag racing or something?

 

[scooterbug44]

Mom is so bad that on a recent road trip Dad had enough, so he just gave her the wheel and had her drive through Chicago!

Typical Dad driving lesson comments "OK, now next time, let the car stop completely before shifting into Park" or "and that would be the curb you just ran over".

Mom ............... just like the egg story! I've been telling her for years (in a variety of situations" that when she screams about something I will either hit the brakes or immediately stop what I am doing, so she SHOULDN"T yell if either of those are not the desired result!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Oh Mermy really?? He seems like such a kind gentle man who would never raise his voice at anyone, much less his beloved Mermy. Were you drag racing or something?

Have you seen mermy drive???? :shock: I never backseat drive when Mr. K cooks! But man, oh man when he "drives"... Remember, he never reads signs.

 

[Cheering472]

Have you seen mermy drive???? :shock: I never backseat drive when Mr. K cooks! But man, oh man when he "drives"... Remember, he never reads signs.

No I have missed Mermy's driving, maybe what I really mean is she's missed me. Your HMM is lucky to have a kitty that helps with the signs