?'s That Puzzle Me!

[Allifunn]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

good one

Why do noses "run" and feet "smell"?

Better one

Remember Mr. K's puzzler? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Bestest one.....

 

[Smiling JOe]

When using Microsoft Windows, why do you have to click the start button to turn it off?

Why do auto manufacturers issue a recall when they realize they screwed something up on a vehicle, yet software companies sell you an update when they screw up programming.

Why can I record videos from VHS tape, but not DVD?

Why do companies like Microsoft insist that I purchase multiple copies of the same program for my different computers? If I buy a CD, I can play it in any of my CD players.

 

[NoHall]

When using Microsoft Windows, why do you have to click the start button to turn it off?

Why do auto manufacturers issue a recall when they realize they screwed something up on a vehicle, yet software companies sell you an update when they screw up programming.

Why can I record videos from VHS tape, but not DVD?

Why do companies like Microsoft insist that I purchase multiple copies of the same program for my different computers? If I buy a CD, I can play it in any of my CD players.

Joe, we have to get you unplugged for a while. I'm starting to worry about you!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Joe, we have to get you unplugged for a while. I'm starting to worry about you!

SJ is wired....or weird.

SJ...remember when I asked that question about why I had to hold down the off button on my cell phone to turn it on? You are right on about that start thing on the computer.

 

[DonPtrl2@cox.ne]

SJ about the toilet paper how would anybody know if it made your butt smell better?

 

[Biff]

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

I didn't study Chickens in Biology, but since when do eggs come out of a chicken's butt?


Scented toilet paper perhaps makes the bathroom, or your butt, smell fresh.

 

[Smiling JOe]

SJ about the toilet paper how would anybody know if it made your butt smell better?

It is obvious to me that you are a virgin internet user. With time, perhaps you will discover the answers to your mysteries, Grasshopper.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Why does a 5 pack of printer ink at Office Depot cost $44 when the same ink with and additional cartridge of black ink and 150 sheets of photo paper cost only $36?

 

[Will B]

Why do the emplyees at the donut shop use a piece of paper to pick up all your donuts to keep the germs off of them and then put the paper in the box with the donuts for you to take home...germs and all?!

 

[DonPtrl2@cox.ne]

or maybe SJ I could someday have over 20k posts like you that is my true dream!