Cuss a thon

[Jdarg]

Dear Ornament Maker:

Please spare me.

Signed,
Disgruntled Consumer

I bet there is somebody out there with clay skills and can make a perfect replica of DD's stove!!

 

[DD]

I bet there is somebody out there with clay skills and can make a perfect replica of DD's stove!!

And I shall make you a unicorn.

 

[Jdarg]

And I shall make you a unicorn.

Oh sheet. I didn't think about retribution by unicorn.

 

[DD]

Oh sheet. I didn't think about retribution by unicorn.

Ahhhhhhhhhh..............................................

 

[bluemtnrunner]

Just LISTEN NOW.. Maybe this will help you feel better

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15636600

 

[sonny]

You are s'posed to clean an oven?

 

[Matt J]

You are s'posed to clean an oven?

Yes, unless you are BB in which case it never gets dirty in the first place.

 

[NOLA TRANSPLANT]

Oddly enough as we speak/type/read about this I decided in my infinite wisdom to do the whole self cleaning thing. Can I tell you I have all doors, an windows open freezing my big ones off!!!! And cant believe how long 4 1/2 hours really is!!!!!! I mean really this is just crazy!!!
I rent so it's not like I own, maybe it will break and then the land lord can just replace it with a brand new unit, sounds like a great plan huh???
Only thing is I actually like my landlord!
Good luck honey! meanwhile Ill be a airing out till dooms day!!!

 

[DD]

You are s'posed to clean an oven?

Yes, unless you are BB in which case it never gets dirty in the first place.

I'll let y'all know how the Easy-off thing goes.

Oddly enough as we speak/type/read about this I decided in my infinite wisdom to do the whole self cleaning thing. Can I tell you I have all doors, an windows open freezing my big ones off!!!! And cant believe how long 4 1/2 hours really is!!!!!! I mean really this is just crazy!!!
I rent so it's not like I own, maybe it will break and then the land lord can just replace it with a brand new unit, sounds like a great plan huh???
Only thing is I actually like my landlord!
Good luck honey! meanwhile Ill be a airing out till dooms day!!!

The guy told me this morning when he brought the new "board" --
"NEVER use the self-clean". It pisses me off so much that they put the self-clean option on there and they KNOW eventually it's gonna fry your board!

I know...I need psychiatric help. I need to get over this. I'm sure something else will come along shortly to distract me.

 

[Matt J]

Just thank god that this is the worst of your worries right now. ;-)