Planning your retirement?

[Biff]

OH SO TRUE!!!!:funn: :funn:

You can live in the MIDWEST where...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

 

[DD]

Those were good, Vicki Renee. I know, I need a killin' for that don't I.

:angry:

 

[Mermaid]

Deciding Where to Retire

OR...

You can live in FLORIDA where.
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

I shouldn't be laughing but I am! Last week I flew down to Naples to visit my parents and here's the poop:

1. If you originally hail from the Northeast, you can be daring and eat dinner at 4 :15 pm (we did ;-) ).

2. So I go out to pick up a pizza and as soon as I get to the pizza joint, the guy at the counter says to me "Your mother called to remind you to use the coupon for the free hot wings." (no I'm not joking about this ).

3. Everyone can recommend a good dermatologist, a good endocrinologist, a good cardiologist, a good internist, and a good anything "ist." (trust me, it's true ).

4. There's no such thing in Naples as a road without orange construction cones.

5. There are no headless drivers in my family ever since my mother decided she liked being driven around town rather than driving around town.


Thanks DD for the laugh!!!~

 

[DD]

I shouldn't be laughing but I am! Last week I flew down to Naples to visit my parents and here's the poop:

1. If you originally hail from the Northeast, you can be daring and eat dinner at 4 :15 pm (we did ;-) ).

2. So I go out to pick up a pizza and as soon as I get to the pizza joint, the guy at the counter says to me "Your mother called to remind you to use the coupon for the free hot wings." (no I'm not joking about this ).

3. Everyone can recommend a good dermatologist, a good endocrinologist, a good cardiologist, a good internist, and a good anything "ist." (trust me, it's true ).

4. There's no such thing in Naples as a road without orange construction cones.

5. There are no headless drivers in my family ever since my mother decided she liked being driven around town rather than driving around town.


Thanks DD for the laugh!!!~

No, thank you!

 

[Mermaid]

No, thank you!

Or me either! I can't say I'd pick Naples as my place of retirement, no sireee bob.

 

[DD]

Or me either! I can't say I'd pick Naples as my place of retirement, no sireee bob.

I knew that didn't come out right...I meant, no...THANK YOU for the laughs!! But, Naples....might not be so bad...

 

[Mermaid]

I knew that didn't come out right...I meant, no...THANK YOU for the laughs!! But, Naples....might not be so bad...

NaPLES is funn but SoWal is funner.

 

[DD]

NaPLES is funn but SoWal is funner.

;-)

 

[shakennotstirred]

2. So I go out to pick up a pizza and as soon as I get to the pizza joint, the guy at the counter says to me "Your mother called to remind you to use the coupon for the free hot wings." (no I'm not joking about this ).

:funn: This is cracking me up!