What is wrong with this picture?

[Teresa]

the sand is blinding!

 

[Matt J]

Some a hole left their sowal beach blanket on the sand.

 

[Matt J]

The clouds aren't phallic.

 

[Teresa]

yeah, wimpy clouds.

 

[Teresa]

I'm not sitting there with a pitcher of margaritas all day?

 

[carson]

I'm not sitting there with a pitcher of margaritas all day?

It is 104 in Dallas, my wife says 86 and "beachy" at home. I am with Teresa, I am going to make the picture as big as I can on my Ipad and hit Uncle Julio's and drink travel.

 

[KISH7374]

I am not in the picture.

 

[poppy]

The picture was actually taken in Nebraska.

 

[carson]

Okay the lady in the picture was from Nebraska and was Photoshopped in.....that I would believe.