Beach Runner
beats on hood
That's always my solution to avoid the obvious package under the tree.scavenger hunt with clues?
That's always my solution to avoid the obvious package under the tree.scavenger hunt with clues?
I was going to suggest that. That was the scariest movie I think I ever watched besides The Ring.
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get him one of the ugliest(or prettiest) flannel shirts you can find, and when he opens it, explain that he is only allowed to wear it when he's using the rest of his present. or when you play lumberjack/diner waitress![]()

You are a brave wife! Bdarg will be soooo jealous tht your husband is getting a chainsaw. I'm too much of a chicken. But I am protecting the flora and fauna in the yard as much as I am worrying about his safety!


Ok here's the deal and you have to do this. He'll never forget it....
Go buy some coveralls (yes Pea I'm sure I freakin misspelled it and most of the other words in this post but I don't care) and a hockey mask. Ya know buy the same get up the TX Chainsaw Massacre dude wears. At about 4 in the morning sneak out of the bedroom, put on the get up (the mask is a must!) sneak back into the bedroom, crank up the chainsaw, give it a few good revs and see if he looks suprised......... for maximum effect put more oil in the gas than recommended (makes for more smoke ;-) )
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