Good for a chuckle!

[Lady D]

I'm sure some of you may have seen this but I thought this was funny. I can picture the looks on these people's faces. :funn:


Good for a chuckle
>
>
> I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was
>in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
>
> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
>starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
>ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>awakened in
> an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
>and IV's in both arms.
>
> Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the
>bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an
>easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or
>purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
>hungry.
>
> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going
>to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
>now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me
>and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>
> I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
>car hit me.
>
>
> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

 

[Beach Jacket]

That's fantastic. Lol.

 

[audie]

:rofl:

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[jpreus]

That was good for much more than a chuckle.......what a hoot :clap_1:

 

[DD]

That was good for much more than a chuckle.......what a hoot :clap_1:

jpreus--where ya' been?

 

[jpreus]

jpreus--where ya' been?

Hi, DD..........been lurking when I can. The holidays just took over and I have had no time to post...We are headed South in about 6 weeks :clap_1: :clap_1: and I am counting the days. Lots of work to do to close up the house before we can leave. I just thank God we have had no snow as yet.....hate the stuff....can't wait to get some sand in my shoes...........

 

[pgurney]

:funn:

 

[DD]

Hi, DD..........been lurking when I can. The holidays just took over and I have had no time to post...We are headed South in about 6 weeks :clap_1: :clap_1: and I am counting the days. Lots of work to do to close up the house before we can leave. I just thank God we have had no snow as yet.....hate the stuff....can't wait to get some sand in my shoes...........

Well, we've been missin' ya! I bet you are itching to get that sand in your shoes...I know the feeling. I bet too that you were swamped during the holidays...hope it was a good season for you! Glad to see you back!