It's official

[Mango]

Thank goodness that a smilie for this situation does not exist within my grasp.

Feel better soon LBH!!

I see duty is calling.

 

[jessifunn]

i really can not remember the last time i laughed this hard.

 

[scrltbegonya]

i really can not remember the last time i laughed this hard.

i can remember when you laughed that hard! it was at the outlet mall.

 

[Jdarg]

I see duty is calling.

OMG!!!!!! I knew someone with skills would step up!!

 

[lindatat]

i really can not remember the last time i laughed this hard.

Maybe laughing hard is what I need to do - because so far the medicine is not helping. Oddly enough, I adhere to a very high fiber diet and drink so much water I should float, yet somehow this happened. I think it might be stress related. I've already consumed over 20 grams of fiber today between breakfast and lunch. Oh well. On a bright note, I got to stay home from work today while I'm um...waiting.

Thanks everybody for helping me laugh at my misfortune - misery definitely loves company!

 

[Jdarg]

Oh Linda- I feel so bad for you! I hope laughing will help- here try this one---


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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[lindatat]

Oh Linda- I feel so bad for you! I hope laughing will help- here try this one---


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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Oh that was bad Jenay - LOL. But thanks for trying!!!!!!

 

[kathydwells]

Maybe laughing hard is what I need to do - because so far the medicine is not helping. Oddly enough, I adhere to a very high fiber diet and drink so much water I should float, yet somehow this happened. I think it might be stress related. I've already consumed over 20 grams of fiber today between breakfast and lunch. Oh well. On a bright note, I got to stay home from work today while I'm um...waiting.

Thanks everybody for helping me laugh at my misfortune - misery definitely loves company!

LBH, I hope you are feeling better soon. My mother swore by Fleet.....they worked. You know how older people always talk about when the last time was they had an ummmm....BM. Well it had to be everyday for my mom and if it wasn't...out came the Fleet....Good luck.

 

[kathydwells]

Oh Linda- I feel so bad for you! I hope laughing will help- here try this one---


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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:funn:

 

[potatovixen]

LBH, something similar happened to me about three years ago. I was driving my dad to the eye doctor and I started to get the worst cramps I have ever felt in my entire life. We got home, I took myself to the doctor's office, and the doc told me she couldn't find out what was wrong. She said there was "obviously some sort of infection", and told me to go to the ER immediately. So of course I was terrified. My mom took me to the ER, we sat there until almost 3 in the morning, they did an ultrasound and a bunch of blood tests, and couldn't find anything wrong. The first thing they checked for was the poo problem, but that wasn't it.
Anyway.... they never did figure out what was wrong. But they still charged me a grand for the ER visit and ultrasound. And not only that, I had to fix my car afterward, because as I was leaving my house to go to the Doc's office, I ran into a tree in my driveway.

Hope the meds start working soon.