One for Mermy

[dbuck]

You asked for it . . . .

Here is your red-head joke.

Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes."

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

 

[Allifunn]

YIKES!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

They all sound OK to me.

 

[Cheering472]

I love these!!!

 

[Teresa]

:clap_1:

 

[scrltbegonya]

They all sound OK to me.

hear hear!

 

[Miss Kitty]

hear hear!

hair hair!

 

[kathydwells]

:funn:

 

[scrltbegonya]

hair hair!

you are HAIRlarious!


What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
Through the breastbone.

How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.

The highest percentage of natural redheads in the world is in Scotland (13%), followed closely by Ireland with 10%. In the US, about 2% of the population are natural redheads

Of course, part of the 'problem' with redheads is that there aren't enough of them. They make up just two percent of the population. So they're pretty extraordinary. Redheads are too numerous to be ignored, too rare to be accepted." ...Grant McCracken, from his book Big Hair: A Journey Into the Transformation of Self

"Red is the color of heat, of wine, of fever, of blood. Red is the signal of danger. It is both a welcome and a warning, and even the most civilized man feels a curiously atavistic quickening of the senses at the sight of a red-haired woman. Never mind that she may be a notorious mouse. He knows that, deep inside, she is a quivering mass of passion and fireworks -- a thrower of paperweights when displeased." ... Vogue

ROAR! i might have to change my sig line...;-)

 

[Miss Kitty]

I want to be a redhead when I grow up!!!