Disney Dream Job

[Mango]

Let's see what pirate or wench would be best suited? :scratch: :rofl:

Honorary Pirate

Job Description:
Wanted: A fun-loving buccaneer experienced in pillaging, plundering, rifling and looting; swashbuckling a plus. Experience in dunking captives in a local well and possessing persuasion over key-carrying dogs a must. Pirate candidates who can successfully perform a rendition of ?Yo Ho (A Pirate?s Life for Me)? will definitely have an edge. Needs to be fluent in Pirate-speak (?Arrrrgh!?) and able to communicate successfully with talkative parrots. Eye-patches, scars and tattoos not required but could be helpful. Cutlasses, flintlocks or accompanying cursed skeletons not allowed in interview process.

Honorary Princess in Waiting

Job Description:
Wanted: A fair maiden experienced in the arts of fantasy, beauty and song. Must be trained in proper etiquette and the appropriate royal wave. Experience in successfully warding off magic spells, communicating with forest creatures and ensuring ?happily-ever-afters? a must. Looking good in a pumpkin coach a plus. Must provide own Prince and white horse. Candidates possessing a bad history with red apples, spinning wheels, glass slippers, beasts or sea witches need not apply.

 

[drunkkenartist]

Let's see what pirate or wench would be best suited? :scratch: :rofl:

Honorary Pirate

Job Description:
Wanted: A fun-loving buccaneer experienced in pillaging, plundering, rifling and looting; swashbuckling a plus. Experience in dunking captives in a local well and possessing persuasion over key-carrying dogs a must. Pirate candidates who can successfully perform a rendition of ?Yo Ho (A Pirate?s Life for Me)? will definitely have an edge. Needs to be fluent in Pirate-speak (?Arrrrgh!?) and able to communicate successfully with talkative parrots. Eye-patches, scars and tattoos not required but could be helpful. Cutlasses, flintlocks or accompanying cursed skeletons not allowed in interview process.

Honorary Princess in Waiting

Job Description:
Wanted: A fair maiden experienced in the arts of fantasy, beauty and song. Must be trained in proper etiquette and the appropriate royal wave. Experience in successfully warding off magic spells, communicating with forest creatures and ensuring ?happily-ever-afters? a must. Looking good in a pumpkin coach a plus. Must provide own Prince and white horse. Candidates possessing a bad history with red apples, spinning wheels, glass slippers, beasts or sea witches need not apply.

I am encouraging each of you to click on the above links! I swear Mango, I don't know how you find this stuff!:clap_1:
Or why you would even be looking?
THAT in itself is tooooo funny.

Meanwhile, I guess I would go for the Pirate, as that is what I would want to be. However, I seem to have had more experience with the latter; "...arts of fancy...", "...trained in proper etiquette and the royal wave...", "...warding off magic spells, communicating with forest creatures...", "...beasts...", "...witches..."

Maybe I can be a Pirate Princess?

 

[dbuck]

I want to be a "Parade Performer" because I can march and smile at the same time.

 

[Mango]

I am encouraging each of you to click on the above links! I swear Mango, I don't know how you find this stuff!:clap_1:
Or why you would even be looking?
THAT in itself is tooooo funny.

Meanwhile, I guess I would go for the Pirate, as that is what I would want to be. However, I seem to have had more experience with the latter; "...arts of fancy...", "...trained in proper etiquette and the royal wave...", "...warding off magic spells, communicating with forest creatures...", "...beasts...", "...witches..."

Maybe I can be a Pirate Princess?

Pirate Princess I would pay money to see.:funn:
Personally I am holding out for a gig at 30gAy's new Theme Park

I want to be a "Parade Performer" because I can march and smile at the same time.

I can see you doing this, I witnessed it in Garyton Beach. But jello shots first. I can't see anyone staying that $%^&& happy for that long without help.

 

[John R]

i think the princess in waithing needs a little experience in the real world she needs to cut loose a bit.

 

[Allifunn]

my they are all way too perky.... :funn:
Makes me want to

 

[Mermaid]

my they are all way too perky.... :funn:
Makes me want to

Exactly. Except that I thought that princess-in-waiting was too smarmy as well as too perky. Blechhhhhh!

I love the way they put the quotes. Is this telling us something? * Disney Dream "Job" *

 

[30gAy]

:funn:
Personally I am holding out for a gig at 30gAy's new Theme Park

Interested parties should e-mail me a copy of your Resum-ass.

 

[Mango]

Interested parties should e-mail me a copy of your Resum-ass.

You mean a curriculum vit-tatta is insufficient? :rofl: