SoWal MADLIBS!!!

[Jdarg]

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

 

[Teresa]

1. adjective - lubricated
2. adjective - hot-blooded
3.adjective - pendulous
4.adjective - engorged
5. noun - G-spot
6.adjective - steamy
7. plural noun - trapezes
8.noun - zipper
9.type of event - rock concert
10.noun - catsuit
11. noun - personal massager
12. noun - cleavage
13. same noun as 12 - cleavage
14. noun - brothel

now we're talking..

 

[Teresa]

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

you're sick!

 

[John R]

1. adjective - lubricated
2. adjective - hot-blooded
3.adjective - pendulous
4.adjective - engorged
5. noun - G-spot
6.adjective - steamy
7. plural noun - trapezes
8.noun - zipper
9.type of event - rock concert
10.noun - catsuit
11. noun - personal massager
12. noun - cleavage
13. same noun as 12 - cleavage
14. noun - brothel

dirty, dirty girl.

 

[Jdarg]

now we're talking..

Just wait. I'm having a little wine very soon. Then it will be time for another. I am counting on you to supply words later.

 

[peapod1980]

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

OMG, Jenay, I literally did laugh out loud!

dirty, dirty girl.

;-)

 

[Mango]

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

How did I miss this today? :funn: Excellent. :clap_1:

 

[Teresa]

How did I miss this today? :funn: Excellent. :clap_1:

mangy - you need to contribute to this one.

 

[Mango]

mangy - you need to contribute to this one.

Bring it on.

 

[mleigh]

1. noun-Car
2. adjective-reckless
3. noun-Bra
4. noun-Pants
5. noun-Underwear
6. noun-Back seat
7. noun-Floor
8. verb-breathing
9. noun-necklace
10. noun-Hair
11. plural noun-Panties
12. noun-Seat
13. noun-Trunk
14. part of the body-thighs
15. adverb-provided
16. part of the body (plural)-boobs
17. adjective-diplomatic
18. noun-certainty
19. plural noun-clothes
20. noun.-mystery