jdarg: for your consideration:
wench
bat turd
dr. mofo
cameltoe
river otter
titty baby
crack
freaking A
a$$
wine
drunkdialing
yank
kiss
biotch slap
hump
wipe
lick
drunken
mofo
long
freaking
grayt
wet
sandy
sloppy
BF
jumbo
jdarg: for your consideration:
wench
bat turd
dr. mofo
cameltoe
river otter
titty baby
crack
freaking A
a$$
wine
drunkdialing
yank
kiss
biotch slap
hump
wipe
lick
drunken
mofo
long
freaking
grayt
wet
sandy
sloppy
BF
jumbo
OK - work these in the following list---
1. adjective
2. noun
3. plural noun
4. noun
5. adjective
6. verb-past tense
7. plural noun
8. noun
9. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. adjective
13. plural noun

I'm too brain dead to think about this thread! I love mad libs and I really need to laugh even if I can't think of anything witty right now.
This next one should be a good one![]()
Go JDarg Go!
Things My Mom Always Said
by Mango
These are some of the ACRID phrases you might, unfortunately, remember hearing from your mother's BOSOM.
"Well if the other CHIA PETS jumped off the Brooklyn TROUSER TROUT, would you do it too?"
"Always wear INTOXICATING underwear in case you are in an accident."
"I never DRIPPED when I was your age."
"Turn on the LUG NUTS when you read- you'll go blind."
"Don't sit so close to the scavenger- you'll go blind."
"Don't use your BEAVER to wipe your face. Always have a clean ELEPHANT with you."
"Put on a warm ZOO- you'll catch cold."
I guess whn I am older, I'll impart the same ZESTY wisdom on my KISSES.
:rofl: