rickybubbles
Beach Comber
Folks, I feel weird. Just found out from the guy who brings the water bottles that the UPS guy said that the guy who sold us our mortgage is a gay guy. Should I try to save him or just stop paying our mortgage?
Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't hate gay people or anything. I just feel sorry that he is going to burn in firey potato-peeler, carrot-snapper H-E-double hockey sticks and don't feel that I should have to pay this mortgage if the reason we keep having to pay more and more each month is that he accidentally gayified our paperwork or something.
Now I really wonder why he gave us that box of Count Chocula when we moved in, I mean, what in the hell kind of move-in gift is that, guy?
I thought most gays ate fruit loops, anyway.
Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't hate gay people or anything. I just feel sorry that he is going to burn in firey potato-peeler, carrot-snapper H-E-double hockey sticks and don't feel that I should have to pay this mortgage if the reason we keep having to pay more and more each month is that he accidentally gayified our paperwork or something.
Now I really wonder why he gave us that box of Count Chocula when we moved in, I mean, what in the hell kind of move-in gift is that, guy?
I thought most gays ate fruit loops, anyway.




