I feel weird

[Jdarg]

ricky, btw, the waterbottle guy and the ups guy have been partners for 20 years. the mortgage guy is their invitro child with melissa ethridge's egg. he really wanted to be a figure skater, but the boys wanted him to have a more masculine image.

:clap_1: On the Coffee Spew-o-meter, this is a 10!! (out both nostrils plus lung inhalation)

 

[Teresa]

:clap_1:

This is for Toots---

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.

:clap_1: dear baby god!

 

[Teresa]

rickybubbles: you are cute.

 

[DD]

ricky, btw, the waterbottle guy and the ups guy have been partners for 20 years. the mortgage guy is their invitro child with melissa ethridge's egg. he really wanted to be a figure skater, but the boys wanted him to have a more masculine image.

:clap_1: On the Coffee Spew-o-meter, this is a 10!! (out both nostrils plus lung inhalation)

Aspirated too!!

 

[ShallowsNole]

Fuzz answered a call last night on a fellow that got drunk and went beserk because the wrong guy won the Daytona 500. :shock:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Fuzz answered a call last night on a fellow that got drunk and went beserk because the wrong guy won the Daytona 500. :shock:

....I sure hope Fuzz got paid extra for that nonsense.

 

[Bob]

...me thinks I would like this movie.

That's the best scene in the movie. The first 20-30 minutes of the movie are great. The estranged alcoholic dad, and the gay Formula 1 driver antagonist are lame.