Monday Funny

[Miss Kitty]

2 Little Kids......in the Hospital!

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

 

[kathydwells]

2 Little Kids......in the Hospital!

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

:funn: :clap_1:

 

[30A Skunkape]

ZZZIIINNNGG!:funn:

 

[peapod1980]

Good one!
Hijack alert: this is timely because I was just going through photos and ran across some hospital photos of Littlest Pea in his body cast. Most of the shots of him in Sowal show him sweaty and scowling! First shot is him being transported through the hospital in a wagon, second is him and Mr. Pod the day we got home.

 

[seagrovelover]

Oh my gosh , a body cast on such a little guy how sad is that!




Kitty...................cute joke

 

[audie]

:clap_1: good one kittay !

pea, what happened to your precious little pod ?

 

[Ocean Lover]

I can't imagine dealing with a body cast! We've just had one broken arm when Dylan was 5.

Lil pod had a nice tan to go along with his green cast!

Cute joke Kitty!

 

[DD]

Miss Kitty: Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!

Pea: Poor kid!

 

[peapod1980]

pea, what happened to your precious little pod ?

None of us saw it actually happen, but what we think is he was running through the house, either slipped on the wood floors or caught his foot on the edge of the rug and fell. Totally freak accident because it's not easy to break a femur, but somehow he managed it!

 

[audie]

None of us saw it actually happen, but what we think is he was running through the house, either slipped on the wood floors or caught his foot on the edge of the rug and fell. Totally freak accident because it's not easy to break a femur, but somehow he managed it!

poor little thing i have a friend whose next door neighbor's son broke his femur around christmas time falling off his new electric scooter. he's had a tough row to hoe with that - hope your little pea is all healed up !