Monday Funny

[audie]

my parents were up here for dinner last night and my nephew called to talk to us. we were each on a phone, and mom asked my boy what he had been doing all day - he said "outside playing with dog poop". turns out they were pooper scoopering the yard....

 

[dbuck]

2 Little Kids......in the Hospital!

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

Good One!

 

[dbuck]

Good one!
Hijack alert: this is timely because I was just going through photos and ran across some hospital photos of Littlest Pea in his body cast. Most of the shots of him in Sowal show him sweaty and scowling! First shot is him being transported through the hospital in a wagon, second is him and Mr. Pod the day we got home.

I bet this was a trying time for everybody. Bless his heart, I would have been scowling too if I had been in SoWal with a leg cast.

 

[Teresa]

2 Little Kids......in the Hospital!

"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

:clap_1: :funn:

 

[Teresa]

Good one!
Hijack alert: this is timely because I was just going through photos and ran across some hospital photos of Littlest Pea in his body cast. Most of the shots of him in Sowal show him sweaty and scowling! First shot is him being transported through the hospital in a wagon, second is him and Mr. Pod the day we got home.

oh my goodness! how old was he? and how long in a body cast? bless his heart!!!!

 

[peapod1980]

oh my goodness! how old was he? and how long in a body cast? bless his heart!!!!

He was almost 2. He was supposed to be in it about 8 weeks or so but healed so well he was out in 5. I can't tell you how many X-rays that boy had; he got to the point he'd cry whenever he saw the X-ray room. All things considered, it went really well but is something I'd never want to repeat.

 

[Rudyjohn]

He was almost 2. He was supposed to be in it about 8 weeks or so but healed so well he was out in 5. I can't tell you how many X-rays that boy had; he got to the point he'd cry whenever he saw the X-ray room. All things considered, it went really well but is something I'd never want to repeat.

Poor guy. That HAD to be horrible. I can't even imagine going through something like that myself or having my small child suffer through it.

 

[Mango]

funny kitty

Poor little pea. ;(

 

[drunkkenartist]

2 Little Kids......in the Hospital!

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :funn: :rofl:
Now I know why I walk funny!
Love it!

(Ppod, see pm)

 

[Cheering472]

:clap_1: I loved your joke Kitty, very funny.

:shock: Poor pea baby and pea parents. What an ordeal.