Sheryl & Laurie Stop Global Warming College Tour

[TNJed]

The latest from Ms. Crow's blog:

"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement [sic] I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

http://www.sherylcrow.com/news.aspx?nid=7786

Ummm, what? Now I looove Sheryl's music but one square? Is that with or without a guitar pick?

 

[JB]

The latest from Ms. Crow's blog:

"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement [sic] I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

http://www.sherylcrow.com/news.aspx?nid=7786

Ummm, what? Now I looove Sheryl's music but one square? Is that with or without a guitar pick?

I would assume she is referring specifically to women? Not to sound sexist, but let's face it, ladies use the vast majority of toilet paper.

If she expects a man to get by with one square.......

Well I'll just leave it at that. ;-)

 

[Beachlover2]

She also had words with Karl Rowe this weekend - guess they won't be sending each other drinks at the Red Bar soon.

 

[Smiling JOe]

I am all for Sheryl using one square per poop. After living in the woods for 5 months, I can get by with some pine straw, a stick, or some leaves, but now that I have returned to the civilized world, I think I will use however many squares it takes to get the job done. Maybe Bounty, the quicker picker upper, will run with this one square idea. I think that it might be more environmentally friendly to not print magazines and catalogs, and that is really a viable alternative. Or, if you are going to print catalogs, maybe we could go back to using softer paper, for bathroom reading materials. Remember the old Sears catalogs in the outhouse?

 

[TNJed]

I would assume she is referring specifically to women? Not to sound sexist, but let's face it, ladies use the vast majority of toilet paper.

If she expects a man to get by with one square.......

Well I'll just leave it at that. ;-)

I thought the same thing, buuut...

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit"

I applaud her efforts but I don't eat an all protein diet.

 

[Blair]

One Square????

That's barely enuff for a good booger much less wiping a butt....especially a butt like mine!!!!

But then again, that comes from someone who probably has her butt wiped for her....

JMO

 

[Smiling JOe]

I'm just wandering how many trees it took to build her extra homes which are vacant most of the year. I am also wondering how much energy is burned trying to keep that empty house heated and cooled. ...and isn't she single? What does she need with all of that square footage in those homes? :scratch:

 

[6thGen]

If she didn't live next door to a friend and if I thought she was actually serious, I'd suggest a local enterprising high schooler toilet papering her house in Grayton.

 

[Smiling JOe]

If she didn't live next door to a friend and if I thought she was actually serious, I'd suggest a local enterprising high schooler toilet papering her house in Grayton.

I'm not suggeting it by any means, but wouldn't it be more appropriate to break into her house and take all of the toilet paper, except for one square in each bathroom?

(Again, I am not suggesting to do this, but would love to see the reaction on her face when she discovered that all she had was one square.

 

[JB]

I just read several of the "blogs" like the one linked above on Sheryl's site.

Now, I dig her music and I appreciate her love of Grayton Beach, but let me be the first to say........she has gone completely insane.