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"I Can't...I have an inner ear infection." : A Collection Pick-Up line Responses

By TripleB
 
"I Can't...I have an inner ear infection." : A Collection Pick-Up line Responses

By TripleB

Well quit asking them to hang upside down; then the ear infection won't make her head spin so bad.
 
"I Still Don't Run With Scissors, But I Now Color Outside the Lines"
 
I'm hung between Just Let Me Sleep Five More Minutes and Sorry I'm Late; What'd I Miss?
 
I vote for number 2. :clap:

Ah...the tragic story of a young woman who woke up one day and realized that she 1) forgot to find a career, 2) forgot to get married and have kids, and 3) that she couldn't call herself a "young" woman anymore.

No wonder I want to sleep five more minutes, hmmm?
 
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