
My massage guy told me to go gluten-free for my joints, and my piano teacher wants me to go all fruits and vegetables to get rid of my mono symptoms and to prevent tendonitis.
Whatever.
I happen to like gluten. I would rather consume dairy than mess with calcium supplements. My father is a butcher, so meals without meat are not something we understand. As a landscape gardener, vegetables look too much like yard clippings to me.
Meat. Bread. Yum! (And God love you skinny vegan/vegetarians/pescatarians for leaving me that extra piece of steak!

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