What's Yall's Sign?

[NoHall]

I'm a moon pie, and it FIGURES that there's no R.C. Cola! The funny thing about you catfish is that, according to traditional astrology, moon pies are very compatible with both catfish and armadillos...


Here's my other sign:

And for all you other moon pies out there, here's my favorite description of our sign, from Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac. (I'll post your sign on request.)

Element: Fire. Aries is the dragon that lays waste to the countryside, then falls asleep, satisfied that it's burned a few small towns.

Quality: Cardinal. [Traditional definition: initiator and leader. Rotten-truth translation: a bossy, pot-stirring meddler.] The only thing an Aries is qualified to lead is a chorus of kindergarteners singing the Barney song.

Symbol: The Ram. Battering Ram. Ram it to you. Butt-headed.

Ruler: Mars, the god of war and barroom brawls.

Favorite Pastime: Shooting first and asking questions later.

Favorite Book: The self-published Journal of Personal Wisdom.

Role Model: Yosimite Sam.

Dream Job: Sex therapist.

Key Phrase: "Are you talking to me?"

Body Part: The head, chronically aching from running into all those brick walls.

 

[ktschris]

CATFISH Jul 24 - Aug 23
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, with one exception:
Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy
people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

Who's a Moon Pie?

Catfish Rule!!!

Although I could do without the whiskers -- they seem to be coming on the older I get

 

[ktschris]

I'm a moon pie, and it FIGURES that there's no R.C. Cola! The funny thing about you catfish is that, according to traditional astrology, moon pies are very compatible with both catfish and armadillos...


Here's my other sign:

And for all you other moon pies out there, here's my favorite description of our sign, from Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac. (I'll post your sign on request.)

Element: Fire. Aries is the dragon that lays waste to the countryside, then falls asleep, satisfied that it's burned a few small towns.

Quality: Cardinal. [Traditional definition: initiator and leader. Rotten-truth translation: a bossy, pot-stirring meddler.] The only thing an Aries is qualified to lead is a chorus of kindergarteners singing the Barney song.

Symbol: The Ram. Battering Ram. Ram it to you. Butt-headed.

Ruler: Mars, the god of war and barroom brawls.

Favorite Pastime: Shooting first and asking questions later.

Favorite Book: The self-published Journal of Personal Wisdom.

Role Model: Yosimite Sam.

Dream Job: Sex therapist.

Key Phrase: "Are you talking to me?"

Body Part: The head, chronically aching from running into all those brick walls.

Please do Leo's

 

[NoHall]

Please do Leo's

Hee, hee: I love this book!

LEO
July 23- August 22
My Way or the Highway

Element: Fire. Leo Fire is the steady, white-hot flame of the sun. From a distance, it warms. Up close, you fry.

Quality: Fixed. Leo is fixed in its high opinion of itself.

Symbol: The Lion: Lionize. Lion's share. King of the Jungle.

Ruler: The Sun. Sunbathe. Sunstroke. Sunburn.

Favorite Pastime: Giving orders.

Favorite Book: Intimidation Made Easy.

Role Model: Foghorn Leghorn.

Dream Job: Boss of bosses.

Key Phrase: "You had it coming."

Body Part: Wrist, permanently sprained from shooting craps for lunch money.

 

[LightWorker]

NoHall, Aquarius pretty please

 

[NoHall]

NoHall, Aquarius pretty please

Okey-dokey, and then I need a nap! (By the way, the book has sections on what to do if you were born under this rotten sign--and all of 'em are rotten!--or if you just love, work for, or are related to someone rotten.)

AQUARIUS
Jan. 20- Feb. 18
Mama was a Spy; Daddy was a Psychopath

Element: Air. Aquarius Air is electrically charged and unpredictable. You know the storm is coming; you just aren't sure when or with what force.

Quality: Fixed. Aquarius is the human version of the tornado that carried Dorothy to Oz.

Symbol: The Water Bearer. Deluge. Flood. Pour-forth.

Ruler: Uranus, the god of abrupt change, and Saturn, the god of repression and status quo.

Favorite Pastime: Getting in someone's face.

Favorite Book: Channeling Dead House Pets for Fun and Profit.

Role Model: Goldfinger.

Dream Job: Head borg.

Key Phrase: "Resistance is futile."

Body Part: Ankles, permanently twisted from spinning on their heels and marching out of the room.

(You seem so sweet, LightWorker. Maybe you weren't really born rotten?)

 

[seaside2]

Ms Seaside and I are both crawfish. We don't fit the profile at all.

but let me tell you, itty bitty is GRITS and this fits her to a TEE!!!!!!!!

 

[scooterbug44]

Hee, hee: I love this book!

LEO
July 23- August 22
My Way or the Highway

Element: Fire. Leo Fire is the steady, white-hot flame of the sun. From a distance, it warms. Up close, you fry.

Quality: Fixed. Leo is fixed in its high opinion of itself.

Symbol: The Lion: Lionize. Lion's share. King of the Jungle.

Ruler: The Sun. Sunbathe. Sunstroke. Sunburn.

Favorite Pastime: Giving orders.

Favorite Book: Intimidation Made Easy.

Role Model: Foghorn Leghorn.

Dream Job: Boss of bosses.

Key Phrase: "You had it coming."

Body Part: Wrist, permanently sprained from shooting craps for lunch money.

That's so close it's scary!

 

[BlueFox181]

Boiled Peanuts!


Those are my FAV!
So- does anyone have a good spot to locate these salty beauties in SoWal? I'm gonna need them....

NoHall- you have Libra in there?

 

[Jdarg]

Taurus, Possum, and Dragon. There's a combo!:roll: