What's Yall's Sign?

[DD]

My sign is the Cock, though I think they changed that to "rooster" recently because people don't want to say Cock. That is my Chinese sign. However, depending on which Chinese sign calendar you use, my other sign would be Monkey, which is a little more accurate.

OMG!! I just spit Diet Coke everywhere!

Catfish Rule!!!

Although I could do without the whiskers -- they seem to be coming on the older I get

:funn:

yep....that'd be me! I'm very reclusive!

More Diet Coke....


Taurus, Possum, Snake. All pretty accurate.

 

[NoHall]

Boiled Peanuts!


Those are my FAV!
So- does anyone have a good spot to locate these salty beauties in SoWal? I'm gonna need them....

NoHall- you have Libra in there?

LIBRA
Sep. 23- Oct. 22
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall

Element: Air. Libra Air produces a constant droning in your ears. Libra's idea of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped in a beehive.

Quality: Cardinal. Libra is a boss backbiter, belittler and bimbo.

Symbol: The Scales. Off balance Permanently tipped in Libra's favor. Swings both ways.

Ruler: Venus, the goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings.

Favorite Pastime: Smirking.

Favorite Book: How to Marry Yourself.

Role Model: Barbie/Ken.

Dream Job: Devil's advocate.

Key Phrase: "On the other hand..."

Body Part: Kidneys, full of gravel from the teeth they grind at night to compensate for all that phony smiling during the day.

Your "Approach with Caution" bonus material for waiting until I got back from church:

Libras are never satisfied, with either themselves or you. Being one of the bossy Cardinal signs, Libras view dissent as a personal affront. They pout if you change the radio station. Libra's idea of peace and harmony is your total agreement with their philosophy of the moment.

Have some fun by telling yours that his or her horoscope disagrees with the fortune cookie they just read to you. That should send either gender straight for the aspirin and a cold washcloth.

yep....that'd be me! I'm very reclusive!

 

[Jdarg]

Taurus please, unless it is too scary to print.

 

[LightWorker]

I first saw in it in a small restaurant in Oxford, MS called the Creek Cafe, they have the best catfish and home cooked meals. Yum
My daughter goes to Ole Miss and I enjoy visiting and trying out the local food fare.

It was taken from a magazine article and they had framed it and placed it on their wall. They have a very unique atmosphere and wall collection.

So when I got home I googled it and found it. So not sure where it appeared orginially.

Thanks the reason I ask was because the person who wrote this must have a problem with (MOON PIES) maybe it is the ex. :shock: I like moon pies.

 

[kathydwells]

I love me some GRITS.

 

[NoHall]

Taurus please, unless it is too scary to print.

They're ALL scary!

I have to add a disclaimer: I think it is interesting that astrology can sometimes be descriptive to a scary degree. All that stuff that she says about Aries could be written specifically about me. I'm the queen of "Shoot first and ask questions later."

But I don't think it is prescriptive. I don't think that we are controlled by the planets, and therefore some of these descriptions don't fit everyone. I know a Cancer who fits absolutely NONE of those descriptions, and my mother is the polar opposite of the Taurus profile. My grandmother was a quintessential Cancer, and, like I said, I'm about as Aries as they come.

But, JDarg, you can decide if you're "full of bull" for yourself:

TAURUS
April 20-May 20
What's Mine is Mine, What's Yours is Mine

Element: Earth. Taurus Earth is like a swamp filled with ancient trees covered in moss. Maneuvering through this bog feels like a dream in which you try to walk but get nowhere.

Quality: Fixed. Taurus is the original immovable object.

Symbol: The Bull. Bullish Bullheaded. Raging bull. Full of bull.

Ruler: Venus, the goddess of lust, jealousy, and hedonism.

Favorite Pastime: Passing judgements over dinner.

Favorite Book: The Gluttonous Gourmet.

Role Model: Uncle Scrooge.

Dream Job: Hanging Judge.

Key Phrase: "Why do you make me hit you?" [ Sorry-that kills me!]

Body Part: The throat, usually sore from bellowing.

From "If You Love One--Taurus Woman": (Again, I'm just quoting 'cuz it's funny. And I'm really pissed off at a Taurus man.)

When you're ready to dump her, and who could blame you, make all your preparations in secret and take a day off work to move without her knowledge. Sounds cruel, but it could save you a trip to the hospital, or the morgue...Unfortunately, for her, it takes a lot to make a Taurus kick you out. She is the original ball and chain. Make her cry, and she will lie on the couch sucking up the Haagen-Daz all day. Make her mad, and you'll lie on the floor, nursing a black eye.


How pissed off, you ask? Here he is:

He's so stable, he's inert. Work and home are all he knows, or needs. Although he's a marathon man between the sheets, what he really wants is a housekeeper, and is so insensitive that you must hit him with a skillet to get attention. If you're the type who needs excitement now and then, you could lick the light socket or have an affair. With a Taurus man, I'd opt for the former. The Bull is not the forgive-and-forget type. Although he hates change, he is perfectly capable of tossing you out on your ear one day and moving in your replacement the next.

Here's the funny part (since I'm a self-centered Aries): In the section titled "Can't We All Get Along?" it gives advice on dealing with Raging Bulls:

Unless you are an insane Aquarius, a barroom-brawling Aries, or a surefooted Capricorn who can dodge flying objects, I strongly suggest that you do not further provoke an already bellowing Taurus.

Wanna fight?

 

[savvytangerine]

I won't have time to check for typos; I'm late for church!

I'd love to have Gemini when you have time!

So that makes me ---
CRAWFISH May 22 - Jun 21
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always
hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains , the pool to the golf course , the bathtub to the living room . You tend not to be particularly attractive physically:angry: , but you have very, very good heads.:roll:

 

[Jdarg]

Oh my. I'm pretty lousy! And so is Bdarg- he's a Taurus too!! I need to go back and se if there is ANYTHING good about us!!

 

[NoHall]

I'd love to have Gemini when you have time!

I figured I'd end up posting them all, but I'm making y'all tell me what you are first!

You can all breathe easily; I'm not pissed off at any Gemini at the moment.

GEMINI
May 20-June 20
Take Heart, Take Every One

Element: Air. Gemini Air is like a pesky breeze on a day at the beach. It makes you squint, so you don't get a clear picture of what's happening around you.

Quality: Mutable. Gemini is the human version of the revolving door.

Symbol: The Twins. Double-trouble. Double-talk. Double-life. Double-cross.

Ruler: Mercury, the god of mischief and deceit.

Favorite Pastime: Jumping to the wrong conclusion.

Favorite Book: How to Get Anyone to Agree to Anything.

Role Model: The Tasmanian Devil.

Dream Job: Gossip Columnist.

Key Phrase: "Because I want to."

Body Part: Fingers, usually broken from wagging them in other people's faces.

Approach with Caution: Conventional astrology says that Twins are energetic, versatile charmers and intelligent, multitasking, social butterflies. Truth is, being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

[Don't] confuse Gemini duality with the dual nature of Pisces...Gemini Twins always stand side by side, egging each other on, giving you all kinds of crap. They are crafty versus intellectual, fast-talking con artists versus true philosophers...

Argue with one, and suffer an interrogation that could make a trained spy crumble. Win your case, and Gemini will say, "That's just what I was trying to tell you."

 

[NoHall]

Oh my. I'm pretty lousy! And so is Bdarg- he's a Taurus too!! I need to go back and see if there is ANYTHING good about us!!

Sure there is:

Hugs work nicely for either sex and all ages. So does music, a favorite movie, or a gesture as simple as handing over the remote. Remember the Silence is Golden rule when your Bull sulks. They usually prefer not to talk when they are upset, so let them alone, set a soft mood of your own, and sooner rather than later they will curl up beside you on the couch and let you scratch them behind the ears.

Awww...that's nice, isn't it?