Jury Summons Question

[Smiling JOe]

So if I make a tee-shirt that says, "GUILTY," and wear it to the Court Room for my Jury Summons, next month, do you think I will be called to sit on the Jury? Any better ideas how to assure myself a seat on the Jury? I just love Jury Duty.

 

[Bob]

Look engaged and make the appropriate facial gestures when the B.S. starts in earnest. Your lack of bovine behavior will have you out of there without the overt T-shirt. Justice in our country is determined by manipulation and money, not intelligence.

 

[Bob]

Sorry! You want jury duty???? Drool on yourself, and move your lips while reading printed materials. Your in!

 

[Smiling JOe]

Sorry! You want jury duty???? Drool on yourself, and move your lips while reading printed materials. Your in!

I just added a to the end of my post, to clear up that confusion.

 

[Allifunn]

that might work for the prosecution

 

[Smiling JOe]

Maybe my shirt could be more subtle and read, something like:

- freedom

- gov't sucks

- pick me

- legalize pot and prostitution

- down with Whitey

- or maybe my signature line

 

[Allifunn]

Maybe my shirt could be more subtle and read, something like:

- freedom

- gov't sucks

- pick me

- legalize pot and prostitution

- down with Whitey

- or maybe my signature line

:funn:

 

[Smiling JOe]

or:

- "I just love me some Jury Duty"

 

[Ocean Lover]

or:

- "I just love me some Jury Duty"

 

[Smiling JOe]

or:

"Take a gamble on me."