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seacrestkristi

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Blonde and a Cop

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively
more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
you were a cop."

Have A Nice Day

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Blonde and a Cop

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively
more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
you were a cop."
Have A Nice Day


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:floor: :floor: :floor: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap:


I hope Biffy Reads this one!!!!:floor:
 
:funn: :floor: :funn: :floor: I'm apologizing to all blondes everywhere...but I love blonde jokes....:rolling:
 
I'm a blonde and I love 'em too. My sisters tell me I'm getting blonder with each passing year. Gotta love family honesty. :biggrin:

Although I am currently not a blonde and my natural color is somewhere around a light brown --- why is my life riddled with blonde moments? :shock:

Please someone tell me that I'm not alone! :( :wave:
 
Although I am currently not a blonde and my natural color is somewhere around a light brown --- why is my life riddled with blonde moments? :shock:

Please someone tell me that I'm not alone! :( :wave:


uhmmmmmmm.........

You're not alone......:lolabove: :rofl: :biggrin:
 
:clap: ...good one. When I start feeling too smart, I just go get my natural color put back in! :wave:
 
uhmmmmmmm.........

You're not alone......:lolabove: :rofl: :biggrin:

Thanks. :wub:

I did feel a little better when I found this smiley.

Anyone else feeling better? :biggrin:
 
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