Audie!!!!!!!!

[Allifunn]

Keep your fartblossom patootie here, PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

[DD]

We're beggin' ya!!

 

[Rudyjohn]

I was just getting ready to PM her to ask her to come back.

 

[audie]

i'm around - you know that.....

 

[dbuck]

i'm around - you know that.....

Around ain't good enough, we need your input or output.

 

[Teresa]

just so all of you know... when you don't see or hear from Audie, you should know that she is right there lurking and reading every single thing. she does not miss a thing. she'll always be part of sowal. what would sowal be without her? not nearly as interesting, I have to say.

audie is here no matter what - but she's in ghost form these days! so, let's entertain her with a few jokes - and you know the kind she likes. who wants to go first? (I can't remember a single fart joke....)

 

[Teresa]

found a cute one... for audie's ghost:

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just sheeit my pants!!!"

 

[Jdarg]

found a cute one... for audie's ghost:

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just sheeit my pants!!!"

I can't believe you just typed this joke.

 

[Teresa]

I can't believe you just typed this joke.

anything for the ghost of audie!

 

[DuneAHH]

DEFINITELY :funn::funn::funn: