Audie!!!!!!!!

[Beachbummette]

 

[CPort]

Now that was funny!!!!

 

[Allifunn]

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

 

[DuneAHH]

:funn::funn::funn:

 

[audie]

just so all of you know... when you don't see or hear from Audie, you should know that she is right there lurking and reading every single thing. she does not miss a thing. she'll always be part of sowal. what would sowal be without her? not nearly as interesting, I have to say.

audie is here no matter what - but she's in ghost form these days! so, let's entertain her with a few jokes - and you know the kind she likes. who wants to go first? (I can't remember a single fart joke....)

you know me too well....

anything for the ghost of audie!

you are a good friend !

you are a good friend too !

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

eeeewwww - stinky fingers

 

[Teresa]

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just laughed my guts out!!!!! that is the best I've seen in weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love that missus!!!! gotta remember that trick!

 

[RiverOtter]

Soooooo.......... where is audie these days

 

[Allifunn]

Soooooo.......... where is audie these days

She is around....she has become our most beloved lurker.......

 

[DD]

 

[DuneAHH]

Audie! We're gonna miss you next weekend...but will see you later this month