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Drunk Speak

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8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again! :floor: :clap::clap::biggrin: :wub:
 
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again! :floor: :clap::clap::biggrin: :wub:

Never stops me! Oh, wait a minute...I am a fool! :wave:
 
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

Oh sheeet, had to read this again! :floor: :clap::clap::biggrin: :wub:

What do you have in that coffee? (I think you need to hit it again! :biggrin:)
 
Never stops me! Oh, wait a minute...I am a fool! :wave:

:lolabove: Me too and it's funn most of the time! :blush: I wanted to dance with all my old friends I hadn't seen in years at my best friend's son's wedding this past Spring. :roll: Dang that booze does it to me!

NoHall ;-), you are correct I do need another coffee hit. :biggrin: Mornin'.
 
Never heard this one;



Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

:rofl:

I bet you've heard some :blink::blink::blink: stories :biggrin: !!! Guess what a nice officer let me go the other evening. I was in 30 mph and had just pulled out of a Mexican restaurant parking lot and I weaved twice. He let me go because, he asked and " I was fine", I told him and I was just talkin' to Hubba and opening my chocolate mint. I was so glad and kind of surprised I wasn't speeding because Hubba was telling me I only had 8 minutes instead of 11 to get him home to watch Jeff Fisher Show because I had to talk for 3 minutes at the cash register at the restaurant. :biggrin: Oh well, he was avery nice officer but Hubba missed 22 minutes of his program. :blush: You'd think the world stopped revolving, poor fella. :( :roll: :funn:He was needing to see a certain play again. :eek: :D Wow,it's the next day and it still says 'edit'. Yay, cuz I never said I wasn't drinking just opening my mint. Swear.
 
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I just figured out what my drunk speak is...I have to go potty, again. :wave:

gttbm, fbb and Mr. K do this...:roll:
 
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