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$16,000 Martini-BB eat your heart out!

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Dear DKA,

I am sorry to tell you we must cancel our plans for this weekend. Momma Mia can wait! I am on my way to Tokyo!!:clap_1: :clap_1:

Best,
BB
 
They probably use the rock-gut stuff, because the focus is on the Cubic Zerconia. :floor: I like that they let you get it "mounted for free" after paying $16,000 for what is probably a $8000 diamond.

This is the upscale version of "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup." How 'bout "Waiter! There's a rock in my drink...take it away and send me another!" :lol:
 
This is the upscale version of "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup." How 'bout "Waiter! There's a rock in my drink...take it away and send me another!" :lol:
What if the woman doesn't realize that their is a diamond in the martini? The man goes to the restroom, the martini is served. The lady is very much in need of getting drunk after a long day. She downs the martini in one gulp, noticing a foreign object going down her throat. The man returns. The lady goes into telling him about swollowing something :shock:. They both wait for her to poop it out, and with rubber gloves, they go on a treasure hunt in the bathroom. ...
 
What if the woman doesn't realize that their is a diamond in the martini? The man goes to the restroom, the martini is served. The lady is very much in need of getting drunk after a long day. She downs the martini in one gulp, noticing a foreign object going down her throat. The man returns. The lady goes into telling him about swollowing something :shock:. They both wait for her to poop it out, and with rubber gloves, they go on a treasure hunt in the bathroom. ...

Don't forget the Free Mounting...:eek:
 
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