kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
A graduate from Auburn, a graduate from Alabama and a Pig were in the
hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and Pig," she announced.
"Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet
have been delivered". However, since the lights went out at a most
inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The
only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door.
"Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the
nurse asked.
"No, I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad. "But I just couldn't run
the risk of ending up with the Auburn kid."
hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his first child.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and Pig," she announced.
"Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet
have been delivered". However, since the lights went out at a most
inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The
only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed, and the Alabama grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door.
"Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the
nurse asked.
"No, I'm not," replied the Crimson Tide grad. "But I just couldn't run
the risk of ending up with the Auburn kid."
...now that is some trashy trash talk!
My Auburn graduate that works at Alabama Power Corporate Headquarters probably caused that power outage. He would probably choose the pig too. 
