1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? A wrong number. I don't much like the phone most of the time.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I never require a cart, and if I did I would probably steal it.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed again, would you? I never asked him to kiss me in the first place and you can QUOTE me on that.
4. Do you take compliments well? No, but I'd be willing to have all of you work with me on it.
5. Do you play Sudoku? Crosswords. In ink
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Are you kidding? I would kick the wilderness' BUTT.
7. Do you like tongue rings? "Like" in what way?
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? I still go to camp.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs? Apparently I don't date anyone with any kind of beliefs.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? It's like chasing a three-year-old around the house. It's a lot more fun if neither of us knows who's chasing who.
14. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment. Nougat. Spackle. Onomatopoeia.
15. Do any songs make you cry? If they're sung badly enough. Balls Out comes to mind.
16. Are you continuing your education? I sure as heck hope so.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Just the water kind.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab? The fireman.
19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? You can't make me tell you that.
21. Favorite children's movie? The Incredibles? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? I like a LOT of childrens movies.
22. What color are your eyes? I'm told they're "the color of Lake Lanier,' which isn't exactly a challenge to question #4.
23. How tall are you? My feet go all the way to the floor.
26. Any secret admirers? If I knew that, they wouldn't be a secret.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? No, but I've had my picture taken in one.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? I think it was the same as the first time.
29. Favorite ex? Matthew Maconaughey. We just haven't started dating yet.
31. Do you like mayo? I prefer Miracle Whip
32.Do you like mustard? He's my favorite character in Clue
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? I have enough love in my heart for both of them (and have been known to have threesomes with them.)
34. Do you look like your mom or dad? My band director once told me--in front of the entire band--that I must look like the mailman.
35. How long does it take you to shower? 5'4"
36. Can you do splits? Can I or should I?
37. What movie do you want to see right now? I don't want to see one right now...
38. Taken or single? Don't be ugly.
39. What did you do for New Years? I didn't kiss anybody, if you must be ugly
40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy? He's not my favorite wrestler...
41. Do you want to have sex at this moment? Are you propositioning me?
42. Do you like ice-cream? No. I LOVE ice cream.
43. Did you have a crush on any teachers? You mean when I was a student?
44. Was your mom a cheerleader? YOUR mom's a cheerleader.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name? Y, if you spell it in pig latin
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? Hours? Y'all sleep for hours?
48. Do you like care bears? They creep me out in a huge way.
49. What do you buy at the Movies? Drugs from middle schoolers.
50. Do you know how to play poker? Yeah, but she knows how to poke back.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt? Only when I'm in the car.
52. What do you wear to sleep? Depends on whether or not I'm actually planning that far ahead.
53. Anything big ever happen in your town? Brides run away from weddings. Fathers go the wrong way through airport security and close down Hartsfield. 40-year-old women bear children with their 15-year-old son's buddies. I live in the freakin' center of the universe.
54. is your hair straight or curly? Always.
56. Do you like Liver and Onions? I like my liver right where it is, but don't care for onions, except for the fact that they have layers. Like Ogres.
55. Are/were you ever in love? Constantly
58. Do you like funny or serious people better? Serious people only. And I can't abide a smarta$$.
59. Ever been to L.A.? I was in Lower Alabama last night, on my way home from SoWal.
60. do you like the rain? YES!
61. ocean or pool? Yes. Jury's still out on saltwater pools, though.
62. whats your favorite drink? Chocolate milk
63. Do you hate chocolate? I won't dignify that with an answer
64. Are you a gullible person? I've been told that.
66. Do you need a bf/gf to be happy? hmph. I'll let you know if I ever find out.
67. Do you have socks on right now? No
68. Are you easy to get along with? Hell, no.
69. What is your favorite time of day? Hammer time.
70. Do you like PINK? More than anything in the whole world.