Best Joke of 2006

[iwishiwasthere]

THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

 

[Biff]

THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

 

[dbuck]

Too funny.

 

[DD]

 

[30A Skunkape]

That joke was getting a little spicy:shock:

 

[seagrovelover]

I like em' spicy

 

[skippertoo]

:funn:

 

[audie]

 

[RiverOtter]

THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

 

[30gAy]

Perhaps they should have put more into their Going Down Payment.