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goofer

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GW getting a colonoscopy at Camp David today. The White House did not want it done at Walter Reed because they were afraid that it would be difficult to keep the results under wrap. Seems George may be diagnosed with brain damage !! :funn:
 
Warning: There is a little-known provision of the Patriot Act that makes it a federal crime to commit rectal jokes directed at the Chief Executive.

After reading the following dispatch from Reuters, bloggers should therefore proceed with utmost caution before attempting analogies of what doctors will do to the President this weekend with what he has been doing to the rest of the country for six years.

Likewise, anatomical references to what the Vice President may be covering for the President this weekend, as he always does, will be subject to prosecutorial scrutiny:

?President George W. Bush will undergo what aides described as a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at the Camp David presidential retreat.

?White House spokesman Tony Snow said that during the time that Bush is under anesthesia, he would delegate power to Vice President Dick Cheney.?



 
Mango said:
Warning: There is a little-known provision of the Patriot Act that makes it a federal crime to commit rectal jokes directed at the Chief Executive.

After reading the following dispatch from Reuters, bloggers should therefore proceed with utmost caution before attempting analogies of what doctors will do to the President this weekend with what he has been doing to the rest of the country for six years.

Likewise, anatomical references to what the Vice President may be covering for the President this weekend, as he always does, will be subject to prosecutorial scrutiny:

?President George W. Bush will undergo what aides described as a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at the Camp David presidential retreat.

?White House spokesman Tony Snow said that during the time that Bush is under anesthesia, he would delegate power to Vice President Dick Cheney.?
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Hilarious! oh the lost opportunities...
 
Glad Shrub is being proactive about his health, but could really do without the colonoscopy videos on the news :sick: .

I felt unsettled and uneasy saturday, now I know why - Cheney was in charge!
 
:moon: :sick: I really feel sorry for the docs that got lucky enough to be that "up close and personal" to W's smarter end. Wonder if they messed with him while he was under the influence of that great concious sedation medicine!!:floor:
 
jdarg said:
:moon: :sick: I really feel sorry for the docs that got lucky enough to be that "up close and personal" to W's smarter end. Wonder if they messed with him while he was under the influence of that great concious sedation medicine!!:floor:
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I would have gotten the truth regarding the Roswell UFO crash out of him while his guard was down. :cool:
 
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