Can your bike do this?

[Beach Runner]

BR you do not strike me as a scooter rider

if you want something that does 50mph i think you want a full out motorcycle

I just wanna park right by my building like I used to. I have too much sh*t to drag it that far up a steep hill. Heck, I'd walk/run to work if I didn't have all of that stuff and wasn't worried about smelling bad and having frizzy hair.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I just wanna park right by my building like I used to. I have too much sh*t to drag it that far up a steep hill. Heck, I'd walk/run to work if I didn't have all of that stuff and wasn't worried about smelling bad and having frizzy hair.

...BR, you crack me up!!! What does heartburn have to do with walking uphill? Prilosec rules!!! So does Maalox!

 

[NoHall]

BR you do not strike me as a scooter rider

if you want something that does 50mph i think you want a full out motorcycle

Only the very, very cool ride scooters.

Jessi, dear, there are scooters out there that will maintain 80 mph. (I don't recommend riding any two-wheeler at 80 mph, but there are scooters that will do it!)

I got more compliments on my hair after I started wearing a helmet. I'm not sure that's a good thing, but there it is...

 

[jessifunn]

this is the image i have in my head... BR wearing a helmet and a fur coat on a scooter :funn:

 

[Beach Runner]

...BR, you crack me up!!! What does heartburn have to do with walking uphill? Prilosec rules!!! So does Maalox!

Jdarg, do not read this.

Carrying or pulling heavy things opens up the hiatal hernia, causing reflux and a great deal of pain, burping, and general discomfort, as well as increasing the chances of esophageal cancer.

Yeah, jfunn, I know. It su*ks that it could be unwise to wear my jewelry and furs while riding a scooter. And the "hat head" I'll get from the helmet, after spending 20 minutes flat-ironing my hair.

Sorry for the hijack, SJ.

 

[Rudyjohn]

Jdarg, do not read this.

 

[NoHall]

this is the image i have in my head... BR wearing a helmet and a fur coat on a scooter :funn:

Jdarg, do not read this.

Carrying or pulling heavy things opens up the hiatal hernia, causing reflux and a great deal of pain, burping, and general discomfort, as well as increasing the chances of esophageal cancer.

Yeah, jfunn, I know. It su*ks that it could be unwise to wear my jewelry and furs while riding a scooter. And the "hat head" I'll get from the helmet, after spending 20 minutes flat-ironing my hair.

Sorry for the hijack, SJ.

Not fur--leather. Leather keeps out wind. That's why bears only ride motorcycles inside circus tents.

Helmet head, not hat head. It actually enhances the flat-iron effect. For once, I'm not being a smarta$$. I really did have great luck with helmet head!

The only jewelry that doesn't work is big hoopy earrings. Everything else works fine!

 

[jessifunn]

Not fur--leather. Leather keeps out wind. That's why bears only ride motorcycles inside circus tents.

Helmet head, not hat head. It actually enhances the flat-iron effect. For once, I'm not being a smarta$$. I really did have great luck with helmet head!

The only jewelry that doesn't work is big hoopy earrings. Everything else works fine!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Not fur--leather. Leather keeps out wind. That's why bears only ride motorcycles inside circus tents.

Helmet head, not hat head. It actually enhances the flat-iron effect. For once, I'm not being a smarta$$. I really did have great luck with helmet head!

The only jewelry that doesn't work is big hoopy earrings. Everything else works fine!

...I am not sure what is the funniest sentence here. Oh sheet, just pick one!

 

[NoHall]

...I am not sure what is the funniest sentence here. Oh sheet, just pick one!

The funniest part is that I'm actually serious!

Betcha didn't know I was a biker babe, didya?