Dr Skunkey.com Medical Question

[Franny]

Actually, serrated knives have a lot to answer for. Bagel injuries are one of the top leading reasons for emergency room visits. You just got a little more creative than most.

Bagels and limes for margaritas!!

 

[KISH7374]

Well, look at it this way, SJ. Next time you're with a girl who sets your heart afire, you can look at her soulfully and say with all truth, "There's a certain electricity between us. I feel it."

He has to make sure he touches her with that finger though.

 

[Teresa]

if you want to deaden a nerve ...a jumbo may be in order...of course the rest of your body will be deadened as well... "Oh...plastic cup wench!?!?!...where are you?!?!?"

good point Hop. the "jumbo" is the universal answer to life's problems. ;-)

 

[TripleB]

I am not a doctor (although I played one in my childhood years) but your symptoms remind me of a problem I had in my youth. Seems that whenever I urinated outside at my grandparents farm, I too would get and electrical jolt that would go to you know where. It seems the fence I was urinating on was electrical. After being told that it was indeed an electrical fence...I had a delimma. To pee or not to pee on the fence? After weighing the options...I continued peeing on the fence until age 14 (the fence was removed). I miss that fence.

I know the preceeding story has little to do with your situation Joe but I felt I had to tell it. To this day, I never say "I have to tinkle" but say "I have to tingle". On the positve side of your situation SJ...if you still have that electrical sensation in your body, you can save the planet by not using a wall outlet to plug in your Christmas tree lights. I'll leave it to you where to plug it in. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT FROM TripleB.

 

[steele mama]

I am not a doctor (although I played one in my childhood years) but your symptoms remind me of a problem I had in my youth. Seems that whenever I urinated outside at my grandparents farm, I too would get and electrical jolt that would go to you know where. It seems the fence I was urinating on was electrical. After being told that it was indeed an electrical fence...I had a delimma. To pee or not to pee on the fence? After weighing the options...I continued peeing on the fence until age 14 (the fence was removed). I miss that fence.

I know the preceeding story has little to do with your situation Joe but I felt I had to tell it. To this day, I never say "I have to tinkle" but say "I have to tingle". On the positve side of your situation SJ...if you still have that electrical sensation in your body, you can save the planet by not using a wall outlet to plug in your Christmas tree lights. I'll leave it to you where to plug it in. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT FROM TripleB.

You just made that up!!!

 

[TripleB]

My ex g/fs call me "Sparky".

 

[steele mama]

My ex g/fs call me "Sparky".

EX g/fs? Why are they exes?

 

[TripleB]

Shocking I know but Mrs. TripleB frowns on me having g/fs.

 

[Teresa]

3B, you are a riot. and hope to see you in a few.

 

[TripleB]

I will be there sans back hair (head hair too).