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Enough to Make a Father Have a Heart Attack

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Mermaid

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Imagine the scenario: Philippa and her boyfriend are in the bathroom. The door is ajar but not very much so. Merman is walking upstairs approaching the bathroom.

He hears the following from Philippa's boyfrend, in a commanding tone of voice:

"Just tilt your head back and stick it in!!!!!"

Downstairs, I hear a sharp fatherly loud voice:

"What are the two of you DOING in there????!!!!!!"

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So I ask you, what were my two little lovebirds doing together in the bathroom? Remember this is a family forum. :biggrin:
 
Imagine the scenario: Philippa and her boyfriend are in the bathroom. The door is ajar but not very much so. Merman is walking upstairs approaching the bathroom.

He hears the following from Philippa's boyfrend, in a commanding tone of voice:

"Just tilt your head back and stick it in!!!!!"

Downstairs, I hear a sharp fatherly loud voice:

"What are the two of you DOING in there????!!!!!!"

*********************

So I ask you, what were my two little lovebirds doing together in the bathroom? Remember this is a family forum. :biggrin:

Putting in a contact lens???:idontno:
 
Those things freak me out. I cannot fathom what it would be like to pour warm liquid through your sinus on purpose!

Blech!!!
 
:lol:

You had me there!


Bill tried flushing with the water-pic (maybe tops 2 times). He couldn't handle it, but I had a boss that swears by it.


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