Fyl Needs to Break a Social Norm By Friday

[Mango]

shave her head
fall asleep in class
answer her cell phone in class, on speaker
park in her professor's spot
have a pizza delivered to class(spicoli)
stand up in class, announce she's bored and walk out
wear white patent leather shoes(after labor day)
turn in assignment written in white in on black paper
throw television out dorm room window at noon
break up with boyfriend via txt msg. betch.
go to school as brandon teena(boys don't cry)

and to white shoes after Labor Day

 

[audie]

wear her underwear over her clothes....

 

[Jdarg]

Take a laptop and SoWal in class. Duh.:roll:

 

[Kurt]

I don't get it. I thought ditching school was a social norm today.

It's not abnormal but is probably enough to get away with a day off from school.

 

[Rudyjohn]

I watched a 16 y.o. boy, one of the "cool kids," get dropped off at school the other day and he leaned over and kissed his dad goodbye - - in broad daylight - - for every kid to witness!!! I was even dumbstruck. I don't think I've seen a teen treat their parent within the social norm in years!! (It was actually very sweet, but brave. )

 

[Kurt]

Not in Catholic college preparatory schools it's not. If Philippa is out sick and I don't call in by 8:30 am they're after me like a fly on syrup.

:shock:

Too many ideas are whirling now. Must log off. Must log off now.

 

[Beach Runner]

Do a Bridget Jones thing and wear an underwire bra under a see-through shirt with a miniskirt. Of course, holding hands with another female ranks right up there at the top of breaking social norms.

 

[Smiling JOe]

She could eat a lot of beans and drink a bunch of Dr Pepper and try to fart and burp all day -- the typical guy thing to do, but never for a girl when around boys.

 

[Mermaid]

:shock:

Too many ideas are whirling now. Must log off. Must log off now.

Do you Billy Joel lyrics repeating in your head right now? He had distinct ideas about what kind of funn Catholic school girls have.

She could eat a lot of beans and drink a bunch of Dr Pepper and try to fart and burp all day -- the typical guy thing to do, but never for a girl when around boys.

I'll cross my fingers and hope Philippa doesn't read the rest of this post because she'll probably say I'm blabbing again. (She really ought to be used to it by now. Really... :roll: ) I always told her that if she could eat a lot of beans and drink a bunch of Dr Pepper and try to fart and burp all day--around her boyfriend--and not want to crawl in a hole and die, then maybe, only maybe, she could consider sleeping with him (in the far distant future). Otherwise, no deal. Mind you, this only works if you're dealing with a girl who considers boys who do that totally gross. Otherwise you're giving out the green light. ;-)

 

[audie]

hmmm - i should do that to mr. audie !! it wouldn't even phase him...