Grandma's Birth Control

[kathydwells]

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" Yes, they help me sleep at night." Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

 

[sunspotbaby]

Thanks again KDW. I'll have to remember this one in about 16 years!!

BTW- Congrats on 10,000. I don't think I'll ever make it that far

 

[Cheering472]

I considered telling my teen it was a vitamin supplement.

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[kathydwells]

Thanks again KDW. I'll have to remember this one in about 16 years!!

BTW- Congrats on 10,000. I don't think I'll ever make it that far

Your welcome. Print this out and save it SB!!!!!

Thanks on the congrats. You will get there my dear!!!!!

 

[dbuck]

I didn't expect that, but I can certainly understand it.

 

[audie]