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So I met this COWBOY at the airport. Said his name was T.O., but somehow, I thought he said OD?Anyway, he was on his way to some EAGLE hunt in Philly. We got on the plane and watched the other JETS on the runway waiting to taxi. We struck up a conversation with a guy from Miami named Bill who said he had been swimming with the DOLPHINS before he left town. Just then, the flight attendant RAMS the beverage cart into TO?s seat, and he jumps up and BEARS his butt to her and the rest of us! Not a pretty sight, by any means. Then, Bill, who by the way has some mighty REDSKIN, pulled out his carry-on and showed me what an efficient PACKER he was?all his clothes were so neatly folded. Well, this was about the time the FALCON flew by the window, followed closely by a SEAHAWK and caused quite a stir among the passengers. T.O .accused one of the passengers on Row 1 of being a STEELER. He said he was missing his SAINT medallion made of pure 22 carat gold that had been dangling from his neck. Well, little did T.O. know that the guy was a GIANT, but he sure found out when the guy stood up. He really showed T.O. who was the CHIEF on that plane. Right about that time, some dude in the back of the plane started talkin? about how he used to ride BRONCOS in the rodeo?and T.O. accused him of LION. But the dude swore that if he was lyin?, he?d wrestle a PANTHER bare-handed. Then, the pilot came on the speaker and professed his PATRIOTism and we all gave him a standing ovation. We found out later that T.O. had been using BILL?S cell phone to order a VIKING range for his new house in Dallas. Bill was pretty mad, but just about that time, T.O. started RAVEN that his BROWN leather bag was missing. Some stealth RAIDER had in fact taken several items from various passengers. But passenger # 49er, saved the day when he all of the sudden became a CHARGER, and nailed a suspicious dude in the back of the plane sittin' by the Bronco rider. He told him the CARDINAL rule of travel was not to offend the other passengers. Then, a TEXAN on Row 10 stood up and said he'd had enough and that if all this foolishness didn't cease, he was gonna take command and TITAN down everyone. Said he had training in karate and firearms and although he couldn't being his COLT 45 on board, he could still get in some pretty good licks. He told T.O. to sit down and think about hiring a new publicist. T.O. said he'd think about it and since he was such a man of "statue" he might just become a BUCCANEER someday. It was just about then, that we discovered the pilot had taken a wrong turn and we were headed to BENGAL......
Just another day in the life..................................
Just another day in the life..................................
...such a waste you working with old folks!!!
