Here's your sign!

[scooterbug44]

(W/ apologies to Bill Engvall)

Please post your stories that demonstrate a complete lack of common sense here!

News Item: Heeley shoes (sneakers w/ wheels in the bottom) cause injuries.

So apparently putting a small child on wheels DOESN'T make them more stable and keep them from falling? Who could have seen that one coming................

 

[steele mama]

Warning: Don't iron clothes while on your body.

 

[dbuck]

Warning: Don't dry your hair while bathing.

 

[NoHall]

In my chainsaw manual: Don't try to stop chain with hands.