How long will I live?

[Bob]

The problem is you have the switch for your windshield wipers connected to your headlights.

this car has 3 windshield wipers that must be persuaded to actually move...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

this car has 3 windshield wipers that must be persuaded to actually move...

I think you have to stomp on the high beam footswitch a few times.

 

[Bob]

i wish the car had a high beam foot switch