How to install a home security system..

[DD]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 workboots;
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, acopy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman thismorning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it butit was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside for us.

 

[Miss Kitty]

...better than Brinks!!!

 

[DD]

I actually work with people who use this system. :shock:

 

[dbuck]

And I thought this was going to be a serious thread. :clap_1:

 

[DD]

 

[Ocean Lover]

:clap_1:

 

[Mango]

And I thought this was going to be a serious thread. :clap_1:

Me too. I was all ready to get the manual.

 

[Allifunn]

I you DD.....

 

[audie]

i wish i would've know this before we got our alarm system..;-)

 

[Cheering472]

Love it!:clap_1: