Blair
Beach Fanatic
A guy was looking for a cheap car for transportation back and forth to work. He went to this used car lot and saw a late model Cadillac that was just what he was looking for. So he takes it for a test drive and is coming up on a red light when he discovers that the brakes aren't working right. Just in front of him is a really nice Jaguar. As the Cadillac comes to a stop, he BARELY taps the Jaguars bumper. The door of the Jaguar slowly opens and out steps this really really short guy with an obviously very hot temper. He walks over to the guy in the Cadillac and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!"....the guy in the Cadillac looks him up and down and says,"Oh yeah???....which one are you then?"


