Local 911 call....

[drunkkenartist]

Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause, and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[Mermaid]

I just read this my eighteen year old daughter and she laughed, then she said it was terrible and then she paused and ask if it was true.

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[Smiling JOe]

I might drag her to Oak St, too.

 

[Beachbummette]

Hope this never happens to RO!

 

[Bob]

Is you, or is you not PUI???

 

[Allifunn]

Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause, and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

I can relate to all of this...except the 911 operator says...."where you live at?"
and "keen ya spell thart fer me???" hey...I live in SC...I can make funn....:funn:
and Bubba says "how 'bout I drag her over to Oak street and you can picker uup therrr"

 

[drunkkenartist]

Is you, or is you not PUI???

Not. Scary, isn't it?

 

[audie]

:funn:

 

[abacomah]

OK ... here's two from me. Johnrudy you have seen these:

This is at the FLL airport:
After I walked through the screening device. You know you are all serious because you are not sure you pass. Might have to go back and take your belt off or something. He looks at me with a straight face and says. "What does a pirate charge for a gold earring." I'm looking at him as gullible as ever trying to figure out the answer. He says "A buck-an-ear".

Then he says "Why did the Mermaid wear Sea shells?" I ponder it a minute and he says "Couldn't wear B shells"