It's 8:30, and I'm already showered, changed into my flannel bottoms and tee shirt, and sipping a cup of coffee while sitting in front of the TV watching Air Disasters.
Now I know what my grandfather felt like.
As long as I dont develop OMB's I could get used to this...
Yesterday at Walmart, I don't think I've been so ticked off and embarrassed before in my my whole life. I had gone up to the service counter and asked the lady for some toilet paper.
She screamed at the top of her voice, "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!" So, I politely apologized, turned around and shuffled back to the bathroom with my pants still down around my ankles