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Beachbummette
SoWal Insider
Not my problem?
Kimmifunn
Funnkalicious
Kurt
Admin
It is "not my problem" unless you mean the morphed terms "never my precious", or "no more p*ssy".
Reminds me of an old Cuban woman I worked with in 1984-1985. Her favorite phrase was "not my yob". Of course she alway followed "not my yob" up with "not my yob", just in case we didn't understand her tone of finality.
Reminds me of an old Cuban woman I worked with in 1984-1985. Her favorite phrase was "not my yob". Of course she alway followed "not my yob" up with "not my yob", just in case we didn't understand her tone of finality.
RiverOtter
got any pics?
NewfieGirl
Beach Fanatic
Not My Prob... RO... for you if you haven't seen B4...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him
and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny" Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance ..
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about
60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have
got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.:funn:
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him
and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny" Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance ..
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about
60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have
got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.:funn:
audie
fartblossom
drunkkenartist
Beach Fanatic
I think Audie meant to write "Not My President". I concur.
In re to the Joke above.....
, :nono1: ,
,:shock: ,.........
And Kimmi..... If you are willing to give out $10 bucks for something so easy....
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you can buy me a couple of beers next time your in town....
