audie
fartblossom
you are HAIRlarious!
What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
Through the breastbone.
How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.
The highest percentage of natural redheads in the world is in Scotland (13%), followed closely by Ireland with 10%. In the US, about 2% of the population are natural redheads
Of course, part of the 'problem' with redheads is that there aren't enough of them. They make up just two percent of the population. So they're pretty extraordinary. Redheads are too numerous to be ignored, too rare to be accepted." ...Grant McCracken, from his book Big Hair: A Journey Into the Transformation of Self
"Red is the color of heat, of wine, of fever, of blood. Red is the signal of danger. It is both a welcome and a warning, and even the most civilized man feels a curiously atavistic quickening of the senses at the sight of a red-haired woman. Never mind that she may be a notorious mouse. He knows that, deep inside, she is a quivering mass of passion and fireworks -- a thrower of paperweights when displeased." ... Vogue
ROAR! i might have to change my sig line...;-)
this is one of the best things i have ever heard !!!!!
