Public Service Announcement

[kathydwells]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli ( E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

 

[Sheila]

What a honorable thing to do. Thank you from snatching me from the jaws of health, I mean death. I'd type more but........it's Miller Time!

 

[NewfieGirl]

This is grayt news it's five o'clock somewhere

 

[sunspotbaby]

I knew I'd find a legitimate excuse eventually. Thanks for enabling.

 

[DD]

Kathy, how can we ever repay you for all you do for us?

 

[DuneAHH]

Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.

 

[kathydwells]

Kathy, how can we ever repay you for all you do for us?

I need to stalk up on my beer for vacation. That would be a start. ;-)

 

[DD]

I need to stalk up on my beer for vacation. That would be a start. ;-)

You got it!! Just stop at any store along the way and tell 'em to charge it to me!! ;-)

 

[kathydwells]

What a honorable thing to do. Thank you from snatching me from the jaws of health, I mean death. I'd type more but........it's Miller Time!

Drink one for me.

 

[kathydwells]

You got it!! Just stop at any store along the way and tell 'em to charge it to me!! ;-)

:funn: Don't be shocked when you get the bill.