?'s That Puzzle Me!

[DonPtrl2@cox.ne]

Random questions that have always puzzled me and made me laugh if you have any to share please do.

1. Who was the 1st person to see an egg come from a chickens butt and think I'll bet that would be good to eat?

2. Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

3. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

4. Why can't we tickle ourselves?

5. Why do they make scented toilet paper?

 

[RiverOtter]

Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

 

[NoHall]

Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

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[DonPtrl2@cox.ne]

Why is it called a speed bump when you drive over it slowly?

 

[Bob]

How could our government declare a war on drugs without a joint session of Congress???

 

[Jdarg]

What person decided an oyster looked delicious and tried it?

 

[NoHall]

Why is "phonetically" not spelled phonetically, which would be "fuhnetiklee?"

 

[kathydwells]

Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

Holy sheet.... :funn: :rofl: !!!!!!

 

[NoHall]

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

That was a typo caused by male-pattern brain jam. Men can't type when they're thinking about bras and panties.