Sermon of the Day

[Gypsea]

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

 

[Jdarg]

I wish I would ever hear stuff like this in church.

 

[Mango]

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom?

 

[Jdarg]

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom?

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

 

[Mango]

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

 

[DD]

 

[Franny]

 

[audie]

butt dust. Is that like a fartblossom?

It is the fartblossom pollen, silly.;-)

it would be a wonderful perfume for me !!! or better yet a powder....

 

[potatovixen]

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

 

[audie]

There was a DJ on the country radio station where I used to live that told a story about taking his four-year-old niece to a Catholic service. After standing and sitting numerous times, the little girl finally got impatient and yelled, "What is this, a GAME?"

i wondered the same thing the first time i went to a catholic wedding - i have never been to any catholic ceremony of any kind and i was overwhelmed to say the least