"Simon Says" Santa

[30A Skunkape]

OMG-"kick rudolph"

 

[Smiling JOe]

I told him to have sex with a monkey and ... well, you will have to see.

No, really I told him to spit and he coughed up a big loogy. :funn:

 

[Smiling JOe]

my bro told me to type "jack off."
The result, however, is hilarious.

"Santa likes to choke the chicken."

 

[Lady D]

I got him to do the moonwalk and to break dance. I've seen this before. I love this.

 

[Smiling JOe]

tell santa to have sex.

 

[Smiling JOe]

I cannot believe all the things that Santa is doing. He just smelled his socks. I am going to see if he will lick his boots. He didn't lick his boots

 

[Smiling JOe]

Santa is an anagram for Satan.

Speaking of Santa, he is wicked crazy. He has spanked his @ss, had sex, gone to sleep, smelled his socks, acted like a monkey, grabbed his crotch, etc. Someone give this may a SoWal sticker.

 

[Lady D]

You tell him to drink a beer and he says thanks, and drinks a beer and says why don't you type that in twelve more times.

 

[potatovixen]

We think alike!:funn:

it must be that thing about great minds. ;-)



or not.

 

[audie]

i just saw santa's a$$..