The Sarcasm Thread

[Jdarg]

Ok NoHall and all you SoWallers who have needed a place to post sarcastic and funny things- also all things curmudgeonly- this thread is for you.

For a little warmup- here is the website for the Sarcasm Society.

http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/sarcasticquotes/

I love this quote---

? If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce

 

[NoHall]

Sarcastic? What makes you think I'm sarcastic?

I'm not curmudgeonly; I'm crotchety!

I loved this one:
You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen

 

[Jdarg]

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

 

[Smiling JOe]

I'm shy.

 

[NoHall]

I'm shy.

That actually made me snort. :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

I will pray for you all. :roll:

 

[NoHall]

I will pray for you all. :roll:

Oh, good GAWD! Not another thread on religion! I'm too busy for apologetics this week!

 

[peapod1980]

Oh, good GAWD! Not another thread on religion! I'm too busy for apologetics this week!

Sorry. We apologize.

 

[Bob]

I'm cynical about sarcasm.

 

[NoHall]

JDarg, this thread has already made my day three times, and it's not even noon.